What does owning a Nissan Skyline say about you?

Came across this Australian based list that gave me a few laughs. Here are a few exerts

Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Japanese Super bikes

Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker!

R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..

R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...

R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one?

R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"


and some more,

Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Japanese Super bikes or GTRs

Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX

Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph

Mazda MX-5 Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck

MGB: I am dating a mechanic

Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings

Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.

Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won?t know this isn't the 4WD Turbo version.

Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.

Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a motorbike before but I think it would be fun

Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a land cruiser

http://bacchus31drift.blogspot.com/2005/11/what-does-your-car-say-about-you.html