Came across this Australian based list that gave me a few laughs. Here are a few exerts
Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Japanese Super bikes
Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker!
R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one?
R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
and some more,
Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Japanese Super bikes or GTRs
Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph
Mazda MX-5 Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck
MGB: I am dating a mechanic
Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won?t know this isn't the 4WD Turbo version.
Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.
Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a motorbike before but I think it would be fun
Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a land cruiser
http://bacchus31drift.blogspot.com/2005/11/what-does-your-car-say-about-you.html
